You are ALWAYS suppossed to skip a stall when in a rest room. If there is no space WAIT your turn!!
A mans head should NEVER swivel when speaking or yelling.
A mans palms should NEVER face the sky when explaing a story.
It’s an illegal move for a man to have a 2-door SUV.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.
In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
If you say ouch, you are a pussy!